Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John McCain

If this campaign season was a movie, which one would it be?  Three Amigos?  Definitely not.  I think the campaign has actually become a reality show, and this one never ends, well it has to soon.  It's a combination of Survivor, Dancing With The Stars and The Dating Game.

Survivor without the wit, instead of dancing it's really using and juggling the stars, and every now and then they have to sit down and answer some questions that all of their potential dates propose to them.  Unfortunately the answers aren't as much fun as The Dating Game.  Maybe that's the solution!  Put our presidential candidates on the Dating Game.  

We're gonna' be hand in hand for four to eight years.  That's like an Oliver Stone movie!